NOSEY BIO: Loud, brass, and tastelessly attired, I.B. Nosey is famed for his exuberant “Greetings, cybernuts! This is I.B. Nosey, your official unofficial reporter!” He seeks answers to the kind of probing questions no accredited journalist would deem intelligent, let alone newsworthy enough, to ask. Fleet of foot, wide of mouth, and fluent of tongue-in-cheek, I.B. Nosey’s unique interviewing style is comparable to none.

Winner of the Pukelitzer Award. Spokesman for Gum Drop Island’s confectionary plantation. Featured in InD’Tale magazine and The Woven Tale Press.


Ahoy, Out There! Book

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Coming Soon to Audio!

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A new adventure! Sir O. Yuri Wiseguy-eh, the Narrator, Heathcliff, and others set sail aboard the Good Ship Sugar Daddy to find--?

Think I'm gonna tell ya? Ya gotta read the book to discover the answer, heh heh.

By the way, I.B. Nosey drops into the scenes from time to time. He has to. Because he's nosy like that.

And aren't you, too, Feeling Nosey about it all?






BLURB:

It’s time to set sail once more with that confectionary plantation owner Sir O. Yuri Wiseguy-eh and his crew from Gum Drop Island. Thrust upon an adventurous journey into parts unknown, they meet new, and not very friendly…okay, they’re some downright ornery— characters. Their mission —which they accepted with many a hesitation—  includes a hair-tingling encounter with a family of widowed spider sisters, a dispute with the furious mob of ugly Babes, and a creepy, chilly, evil laughing confrontation with the one-and-only I.B. Nosey seeking mad scientist Dr. Ag O. Nee. (Whew. That sentence is a mouthful, dear readers!)

And will our heroes discover what they seek? Will they save the day? Will anyone care?

Don’t you think it might be kinda fun to join us on this venture and find out?    




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