NOSEY BIO: Loud, brass, and tastelessly attired, I.B. Nosey is famed for his exuberant “Greetings, cybernuts! This is I.B. Nosey, your official unofficial reporter!” He seeks answers to the kind of probing questions no accredited journalist would deem intelligent, let alone newsworthy enough, to ask. Fleet of foot, wide of mouth, and fluent of tongue-in-cheek, I.B. Nosey’s unique interviewing style is comparable to none.

Winner of the Pukelitzer Award. Spokesman for Gum Drop Island’s confectionary plantation. Featured in InD’Tale magazine and The Woven Tale Press.


Monday, September 19, 2016

A Totally Useless I.B. Nosey Moment, Cyberspace Date 3.0000.999.X



"Doing nothing is hard. You never really know when you're done."

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Friday, September 16, 2016

A Totally Useless I.B. Nosey Moment, CyberSpace Date 00000.Who Cares?


"Did you know... Everybody knows someone named Jane." 

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Sunday, September 11, 2016

A Totally Useless I.B. Nosey Moment, CyberSpace Date 8.1111 1/2



"Well, well, well. What have we here?"

Answer:
1) Nosey walking by a well.
2) Nosey walking by 2nd well.
3) Nosey walking by 3rd well.
4) Some random unidentifiable object.

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Friday, September 9, 2016

A Totally Useless I.B. Nosey Moment



Did you know... ?



Cars were secretly invented by horses.



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Thursday, September 8, 2016

A Totally Useless I.B. Nosey Moment



"Can someone tell this nosey reporter how it is that they MILK almonds????"

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