NOSEY BIO: Loud, brass, and tastelessly attired, I.B. Nosey is famed for his exuberant “Greetings, cybernuts! This is I.B. Nosey, your official unofficial reporter!” He seeks answers to the kind of probing questions no accredited journalist would deem intelligent, let alone newsworthy enough, to ask. Fleet of foot, wide of mouth, and fluent of tongue-in-cheek, I.B. Nosey’s unique interviewing style is comparable to none.

Winner of the Pukelitzer Award. Spokesman for Gum Drop Island’s confectionary plantation. Featured in InD’Tale magazine and The Woven Tale Press.

Monday, October 10, 2016

A Totally Useless I.B. Nosey Moment, CyberSpace Date - *Yawnnnnn*

"Just remember that without stupidity there would be no intelligence, and without ugliness there'd be no beau--... Hey, wait a minute!"


This has been a totally useless I.B. Nosey moment.
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Laurean Brooks said...

Bwahahahahaha! I.B. Nosey put his foot in his mouth, for sure, this time.

Larry Hammersley said...

Well, sometimes I only stop talking long enough to insert other foot in mouth. Not original with me. I heard a preacher friend say that during a sermon. I.B. you're not alone with hoof and mouth disease.