NOSEY BIO: Loud, brass, and tastelessly attired, I.B. Nosey is famed for his exuberant “Greetings, cybernuts! This is I.B. Nosey, your official unofficial reporter!” He seeks answers to the kind of probing questions no accredited journalist would deem intelligent, let alone newsworthy enough, to ask. Fleet of foot, wide of mouth, and fluent of tongue-in-cheek, I.B. Nosey’s unique interviewing style is comparable to none.

Winner of the Pukelitzer Award. Spokesman for Gum Drop Island’s confectionary plantation. Featured in InD’Tale magazine and The Woven Tale Press.


Tuesday, July 5, 2016

A Totally Useless I.B. Nosey Moment



"If you think nothing's impossible, try slamming a revolving door."

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This has been a totally useless I.B. Nosey moment.
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Join us again soon for another totally useless moment.

Disclaimer: This has been an I.B. Nosey production, brought to you by the mischaps of Gum Drop Island. Not responsible for you feeling stupid, silly, clueless, or blond. However, we're glad you're Feeling Nosey.  

2 comments:

Julie Elizabeth Powell (pen) said...

Well, I've tried pushing a door marked pull. :/

J Q Rose said...

Oh no. This actually makes sense to me and I giggled A LOT!