NOSEY BIO: Loud, brass, and tastelessly attired, I.B. Nosey is famed for his exuberant “Greetings, cybernuts! This is I.B. Nosey, your official unofficial reporter!” He seeks answers to the kind of probing questions no accredited journalist would deem intelligent, let alone newsworthy enough, to ask. Fleet of foot, wide of mouth, and fluent of tongue-in-cheek, I.B. Nosey’s unique interviewing style is comparable to none.

Winner of the Pukelitzer Award. Spokesman for Gum Drop Island’s confectionary plantation. Featured in InD’Tale magazine and The Woven Tale Press.


Saturday, July 30, 2016

A Totally Useless I.B. Nosey Moment




"Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see."

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This has been a totally useless I.B. Nosey moment.
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Join us again soon for another totally useless moment.

Disclaimer: This has been an I.B. Nosey production, brought to you by the mischaps of Gum Drop Island. Not responsible for you feeling stupid, silly, clueless, or blond. However, we're glad you're Feeling Nosey.  

6 comments:

Julie Elizabeth Powell (pen) said...

Ha! I've often wondered about that!

Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar! said...

Hey there, Nosey,

I'm typing with with my back paws while my front paws are covering my eyes. What did I type?

Pawsitive wishes,

Penny!

I.B. Nosey said...

Greetings, Ms. Powell!

So glad to know you're feeling nosey as to my expertise on what happens in those dark moments when our strange little eyeballies go "blink blink"! heh heh

I.B. Nosey said...

Greetings Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

What did you type with your back paws? Let me see if I can read the code of "arf arf"....

Uh, it says... Where is my Gum Drop Island chocolate doggie bone?

Hey Dad of Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar...give your dog a bone!!!!

Laurean Brooks said...

Could this be why I find so many errors in my manuscript? Thanks for the "Light bulb" moment.

Whew! And I thought it was because I am blonde. LOL.

J Q Rose said...

Amazing. When I close my eyes, all I CAN see is Nosey!!! Oh noooooo.