NOSEY BIO: Loud, brass, and tastelessly attired, I.B. Nosey is famed for his exuberant “Greetings, cybernuts! This is I.B. Nosey, your official unofficial reporter!” He seeks answers to the kind of probing questions no accredited journalist would deem intelligent, let alone newsworthy enough, to ask. Fleet of foot, wide of mouth, and fluent of tongue-in-cheek, I.B. Nosey’s unique interviewing style is comparable to none.

Winner of the Pukelitzer Award. Spokesman for Gum Drop Island’s confectionary plantation. Featured in InD’Tale magazine and The Woven Tale Press.


Sunday, October 30, 2016

A Totally Useless I.B. Nosey Moment, CyberSpace Date - Uh Huh, Uh Huh



"My decision making skills are as good as a squirrel that's crossing the street."

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This has been a totally useless I.B. Nosey moment.
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2 comments:

whitefieldbb@gmail.com said...

Mama says: "Come closer! I've found the electronic fly swatter!"

Geeta says, "Sorry Nosey but she insists I give you the message!"

Laurean Brooks said...

Uhhh... Not so sure I'd want to cross the street with you. Squirrels seem to be fickle. "I'll go this way. No, that way! No the other way."

Meanwhile I'm yanking my steering wheel trying to NOT run over them. LOL.