NOSEY BIO: Loud, brass, and tastelessly attired, I.B. Nosey is famed for his exuberant “Greetings, cybernuts! This is I.B. Nosey, your official unofficial reporter!” He seeks answers to the kind of probing questions no accredited journalist would deem intelligent, let alone newsworthy enough, to ask. Fleet of foot, wide of mouth, and fluent of tongue-in-cheek, I.B. Nosey’s unique interviewing style is comparable to none.

Winner of the Pukelitzer Award. Spokesman for Gum Drop Island’s confectionary plantation. Featured in InD’Tale magazine and The Woven Tale Press.


Monday, January 2, 2012

Attention, World!


I smell trouble for that Nosey reporter!








My attorney, O.G. Whattapayne, from ShutUrFace & DoWhatISay:




has an appointment with him, HERE, on January 18, 2012.

You're advised to return.

Don't be tardy now, or Whattapayne just might have to be seeking after you!

5 comments:

J Q Rose said...

I'll be here! I DO NOT want Attorney Whattapayne after me!! yikes..

Ginger Simpson said...

Can't wait. Always love a challenge.

y. lee persimmion said...

Whattapayne better be doing her job! Or I'll know the reason why.

Gail Pallotta said...

That's just too cute. I certainly don't want whattapayne after me.

Gail Pallotta said...

Sounds like an interesting scene in the court room, especially the moon walk. LOL