First Wednesday of the Month - Is It IWSG Time?
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Purpose: To share and encourage. Writers can express doubts and concerns without fear of appearing foolish or weak. Those who have been through the fire can offer assistance and guidance. It's a safe haven for insecure writers of all kinds.
IWSG Question: August 7 question - Has your writing ever taken you by surprise? For example, a positive and belated response to a submission you'd forgotten about or an ending you never saw coming?
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NOSEY: Greetings, cybernuts! This is I.B.Nosey, your official unofficial reporter! And today is officially unofficially Insecure - uh, wait. It's probably officially IWSG day because...*checks calendar*...yeah, it's the first Wednesday of the month. *scratches head in confusion - mutters*...Does that matter?
NOSEY FANS: Whee, it's I.B. Nosey! Gladys...*pokes friend with elbow*...do you think he's insecure?
GLADYS: I dunno, Mabel. With a nose like that, how can he be secure?
*Both women hoot with shrieks of laughter* (yes, shriek and hoot. You read right, dear readers)
NOSEY: Wait a minute! What kind of fans are ya gals? I've got a job to do and you - hey, what're ya drinking there?
MABEL: Apple juice. *hiccups* With a dose of Gum Drop Island Choco-Hoffee. *bats lashes* You believe us, don't ya?
MABEL: Apple juice. *hiccups* With a dose of Gum Drop Island Choco-Hoffee. *bats lashes* You believe us, don't ya?
NOSEY: *frowns* Never knew Choco-Hoffee to give anyone a fit of the giggles.
GLADYS: Well, Miss Mae is giving away free drinks today to, uh - um, er - entice folks to stop by and listen to your... *waves airy hand*...whatever it is you're doing.
NOSEY: I'm doing a Feeling Insecure blog. *slaps forehead* Sheesh, can't anyone read these days?
MABEL: Well, then, get on with it. What are you feeling insecure about, Nosey?
NOSEY: Me? I'm not insecure. *whispers* Uh - is that what Miss Mae told ya?
GLADYS: *clears throat* We'll tell you what she did say. She said for us to give you this note...*passes slip of paper*
NOSEY: For real? Hm. Let's see...*reads aloud* To answer this month's question as to if your writing has ever taken you by surprise - I must answer, yes. Before I became published I attended an online course for aspiring authors. One lesson was to write a little something using the five senses. I wrote a scene, and others on the course stated it hyped their curiosity and they wanted to read more. Imagine my surprise! Because I had no 'more', but...that inspired me to produce, and a couple of months later, lo and behold, my first book "See No Evil, My Pretty Lady" became a reality.
MABEL: Gosh, that's interesting. Don't ya think so, Gladys?
GLADYS: *stares at Nosey* I dunno. I'm kinda thinking this reporter is getting real interesting. Mmm. He's even cute - in an uncute sort of way.
NOSEY: *gasps* No! No, back off, gal - I, um - I'm spoken for. Spoken real loud for.
GLADYS: *stumbles to feet* Oh, c'mon. A guy like you? You're just the host of this crazy Feeling Nosey? blog. *snorts with laughter* Aw, everybody knows that blog hosts are lonely and--
NOSEY: *snaps fingers* Blog host, eh? Hey, have I got a fella in mind for you! Yeah, his name is Alex and he's got a blog. *nods head like crazy* Uh huh. Uh huh. Alex has this blog, Insecure Writers, see. Just click the little link and - zap! You're right there with him!
GLADYS LOOKS AT MABEL: Whadda ya think?
MABEL: *shrugs* Why not? I think that's all this Nosey's got to say, anyway.
NOSEY: It sure is, Mabel, except for what I gotta say to Alex - *yells* - Alex, they're all yours!!
NOSEY: For real? Hm. Let's see...*reads aloud* To answer this month's question as to if your writing has ever taken you by surprise - I must answer, yes. Before I became published I attended an online course for aspiring authors. One lesson was to write a little something using the five senses. I wrote a scene, and others on the course stated it hyped their curiosity and they wanted to read more. Imagine my surprise! Because I had no 'more', but...that inspired me to produce, and a couple of months later, lo and behold, my first book "See No Evil, My Pretty Lady" became a reality.
MABEL: Gosh, that's interesting. Don't ya think so, Gladys?
GLADYS: *stares at Nosey* I dunno. I'm kinda thinking this reporter is getting real interesting. Mmm. He's even cute - in an uncute sort of way.
NOSEY: *gasps* No! No, back off, gal - I, um - I'm spoken for. Spoken real loud for.
GLADYS: *stumbles to feet* Oh, c'mon. A guy like you? You're just the host of this crazy Feeling Nosey? blog. *snorts with laughter* Aw, everybody knows that blog hosts are lonely and--
NOSEY: *snaps fingers* Blog host, eh? Hey, have I got a fella in mind for you! Yeah, his name is Alex and he's got a blog. *nods head like crazy* Uh huh. Uh huh. Alex has this blog, Insecure Writers, see. Just click the little link and - zap! You're right there with him!
GLADYS LOOKS AT MABEL: Whadda ya think?
MABEL: *shrugs* Why not? I think that's all this Nosey's got to say, anyway.
NOSEY: It sure is, Mabel, except for what I gotta say to Alex - *yells* - Alex, they're all yours!!
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9 comments:
I don't want them! Employing the teleporter now...
I loved this! Poor Alex. I hope he was able to employ his teleporter in time to get rid of his unwanted guests. I can't blame Nosey for sending them his way, though.
That's a cool story about how your novel came to be. Thanks for sharing it!
Cool that the writing exercise ended in a book. :) I wrote one where the protagonist is blind. It was fun to tell what was going on from her senses only.
LOL! Thanks for giving me a laugh today. You are quite talented. Congratulations on your book.
Never know how things will end up sometimes indeed. haha Alex better get that teleporter in working order.
LOL! Those ladies are too much for anyone.
Thanks for stopping by Alex, L.G.,Helen, Beverly, Pat, and L. Diane. Glad to know you were Feeling Nosey (and insecure) today!
Oh noes! I'm glad Alex got out of there in time, but how will the next victim of their attention fare? DUN DUN DUN!
Haha... I hope Alex managed to get away in time.
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