NOSEY BIO: Loud, brass, and tastelessly attired, I.B. Nosey is famed for his exuberant “Greetings, cybernuts! This is I.B. Nosey, your official unofficial reporter!” He seeks answers to the kind of probing questions no accredited journalist would deem intelligent, let alone newsworthy enough, to ask. Fleet of foot, wide of mouth, and fluent of tongue-in-cheek, I.B. Nosey’s unique interviewing style is comparable to none.

Winner of the Pukelitzer Award. Spokesman for Gum Drop Island’s confectionary plantation. Featured in InD’Tale magazine and The Woven Tale Press.


Friday, June 10, 2016

A Totally Useless I.B. Nosey Moment...



"I wish the Glad bag in the kitchen lived up to its name. What's so merry about a sack that never takes me out?"

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This has been a totally useless I.B. Nosey moment.
Brought to you by our sponsor at Gum Drop Island...




Join us again soon for another totally useless moment.

Disclaimer: This has been an I.B. Nosey production, brought to you by the mischaps of Gum Drop Island. Not responsible for you feeling stupid, silly, clueless, or blond. However, we're glad you're Feeling Nosey.  


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2 comments:

Christopher Hudson said...

Here's totally useless comment to respond to Nosey's totally useless moment.

June 10, 2016 at 10:40 AM
klahanie said...

Hey, I.B. Nosey,

Here, this will make you feel all neato n'stuff. I'm sending you a whoopee cushion. Whoopee and pardon me!

Penny's fictional human,

Gary

June 10, 2016 at 7:42 PM

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