An Important Trifling 'Did You Know?' Moment with I.B. Nosey!

"Did You Know...?"

Sue pecked pickled seashells down by the peppered seashore.

A piper of seashells Peter Cipher sold.

If Peter Cipher peppered a slew of picked seashells,

How the pickle did Sue syphon her sea-bells that Peter Cipher piped?

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A 'Did You Know?' Moment with I.B. Nosey!

Did you know....

I'm not a complete idiot.

Some pieces are missing!

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It's a Brand New Nosey Sunday Funny!

"A Day Without Sunshine is like Dark."

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This has been a Nosey Sunday Funny, brought to you

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A Totally Useless I.B. Nosey Moment, CyberSpace Date - *Yawnnnnn*

"Just remember that without stupidity there would be no intelligence, and without ugliness there'd be no beau--... Hey, wait a minute!"

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A Totally Useless I.B. Nosey Moment, CyberSpace Date - 'This little piggy...'

"After many years of studying my Geography book, I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23." 

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A Totally Useless I.B. Nosey Moment, Cyberspace Date 3.0000.999.X

"Doing nothing is hard. You never really know when you're done."

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A Totally Useless I.B. Nosey Moment, CyberSpace Date 8.1111 1/2

"Well, well, well. What have we here?"

Answer:

1) Nosey walking by a well.

2) Nosey walking by 2nd well.

3) Nosey walking by 3rd well.

4) Some random unidentifiable object.

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A Totally Useless I.B. Nosey Moment

Did you know... ?

Cars were secretly invented by horses.

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A Totally Useless I.B. Nosey Moment

"Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see."

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A Totally Useless I.B. Nosey Moment

"If you think nothing's impossible, try slamming a revolving door."

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A Totally Useless I.B. Nosey Moment

"I sniff when I chop onions 'cause they kinda get to me."

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A Totally Useless I.B. Nosey Moment

"But on the other hand... you also have five fingers. Heh heh."

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A Totally Useless I.B. Nosey Moment...

"I wish the Glad bag in the kitchen lived up to its name. What's so merry about a sack that never takes me out?"

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A Gift for All My Friends

Greetings, cybernuts! This is I.B. Nosey, your official unofficial reporter. Today I'm here to announce an announcement, and boy, is it good. It's something to do with adventure, with danger, with me, and it's FREE!

Uh...er, wait. What was that about 'danger'?

Oops. This Pukelitzer award winning journalist is intrepid -maybe- but I've never met a danger that I've liked.

So, um, without any more Nosey words 'cause I'm, like, got an appointment with -let me check- yeah, with the President of the Peanut Gallery. I'm gonna split. Like now!

From Miss Mae: What Nosey meant to say is that I'm offering a FREE eBook to my friends and fans. Yes, FREE! This is a mini-read given as a gift for your enjoyment. Wanna know what it is? Well, you're Feeling Nosey, right? So go over to Smashwords and get your copy of "Fated Destiny...Oh, Yeah?" today!

Children's Book Week Giveaway Hop

Wishful Endings Blog Hop!

Did you know May 4 - 10 is Children's Book Week? To celebrate this fantastic event for the younger reader in our families, I'm part of the giveaway hop to help encourage a love of reading.

My book is "Ahoy, Gum Drop!" in audio version. A free download of either a US or UK code will be given to the winner.

Remember, this is a hop, so be sure to increase your chances to win by visiting Wishful Endings or scroll down to see the list of other great blogs.

To enter for my book, do leave a comment with your email so that I can contact you.

REQUIRED entry:

1) Follow on Twitter

Request, NOT Required:

2) Join my group on GoodReads

Thank you, and enjoy the hop!