NOSEY BIO: Loud, brass, and tastelessly attired, I.B. Nosey is famed for his exuberant “Greetings, cybernuts! This is I.B. Nosey, your official unofficial reporter!” He seeks answers to the kind of probing questions no accredited journalist would deem intelligent, let alone newsworthy enough, to ask. Fleet of foot, wide of mouth, and fluent of tongue-in-cheek, I.B. Nosey’s unique interviewing style is comparable to none.

Winner of the Pukelitzer Award. Spokesman for Gum Drop Island’s confectionary plantation. Featured in InD’Tale magazine and The Woven Tale Press.


Thursday, September 8, 2016

A Totally Useless I.B. Nosey Moment



"Can someone tell this nosey reporter how it is that they MILK almonds????"

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This has been a totally useless I.B. Nosey moment.
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2 comments:

Julie Elizabeth Powell (pen) said...

Carefully! There have been cases where this milking has caused silliness to such a degree that the padded room has been essential.

September 9, 2016 at 4:46 AM
I.B. Nosey said...

Greetings @JulieElizabethPowell! As long as the pudding is chocolate...er, wait. Did you say "padding"?

September 9, 2016 at 11:43 AM

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