
NOSEY BIO: Loud, brass, and tastelessly attired, I.B. Nosey is famed for his exuberant “Greetings, cybernuts! This is I.B. Nosey, your official unofficial reporter!” He seeks answers to the kind of probing questions no accredited journalist would deem intelligent, let alone newsworthy enough, to ask. Fleet of foot, wide of mouth, and fluent of tongue-in-cheek, I.B. Nosey’s unique interviewing style is comparable to none.
Winner of the Pukelitzer Award. Spokesman for Gum Drop Island’s confectionary plantation. Featured in InD’Tale magazine and The Woven Tale Press
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Monday, November 28, 2016
A Totally Useless I. B. Nosey Moment -- CyberSpace Date -- ?*!@#$
"I'm looking to buy a new boomerang, how can I throw the old one out?"
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This has been a totally useless I.B. Nosey moment.
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Sunday, October 30, 2016
A Totally Useless I.B. Nosey Moment, CyberSpace Date - Uh Huh, Uh Huh
"My decision making skills are as good as a squirrel that's crossing the street."
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Monday, October 10, 2016
A Totally Useless I.B. Nosey Moment, CyberSpace Date - *Yawnnnnn*
"Just remember that without stupidity there would be no intelligence, and without ugliness there'd be no beau--... Hey, wait a minute!"
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Saturday, October 1, 2016
A Totally Useless I.B. Nosey Moment, CyberSpace Date - 'This little piggy...'
"After many years of studying my Geography book, I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23."
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Sunday, September 11, 2016
A Totally Useless I.B. Nosey Moment, CyberSpace Date 8.1111 1/2
"Well, well, well. What have we here?"
Answer:
1) Nosey walking by a well.
2) Nosey walking by 2nd well.
3) Nosey walking by 3rd well.
4) Some random unidentifiable object.
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Friday, September 9, 2016
A Totally Useless I.B. Nosey Moment
Did you know... ?
Cars were secretly invented by horses.
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Thursday, September 8, 2016
A Totally Useless I.B. Nosey Moment
"Can someone tell this nosey reporter how it is that they MILK almonds????"
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This has been a totally useless I.B. Nosey moment.
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Disclaimer: This has been an I.B. Nosey production, brought to you by the mischaps of Gum Drop Island. Not responsible for you feeling stupid, silly, clueless, or blond. However, we're glad you're Feeling Nosey.
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