I.B. Nosey -- and News!

 

Greetings, I.B. Nosey fans! Yes, it truly is your official unofficial cyberspace reporter, I.B. Nosey. Heh heh, been a while, eh? Have you missed me? *wink*

Well, cyberfans, my author, Miss Mae, has called me to Headquarters with news, so I am walking down the aisle and -- aaiii! *falls against wall*

*Woman shouts* I.B. Nosey, what do you think you're doing???

(Hee hee, ha ha, hoo hoo, snort) 

*Name and Character Copyright by Miss Mae*

NOSEY: *blinks* Huh? Whadda ya mean? 

WOMAN: Your fans have been driving us crazy! Hollering here, hollering there, crowing about your popularity-- *breaks off, and then her eyes widen* Hey, you hear that? All that crowing is for you!

NOSEY: *smirks and straightens tie* Heh heh, well, of course. Um, I mean-- *listens* Hey, what's that noise?

WOMAN: I told ya they're crowing! They crow all the time! Drives me crazy! *shoves Nosey* Outta my way. I gotta take care of 'em.

NOSEY: Wait, where you going? Who are you, anyway?

WOMAN: Didn't your author tell you the news? The I.B. Nosey crew has expanded. *reaches up to yank tape off shoulder patch* I'm I.B. Silly, one of your latest members.

NOSEY: Oh, so that's your picture up there? I mean-- hey, wait a minute! Whadda ya mean the crew has expanded? Huh? What -- what?

SILLY: Outta my way, didn't I tell you? *yanks open door and noise of crowing explodes inside room*

NOSEY: *jaw drops in shock* Those are roosters!

SILLY: Think I don't know that? Duh, I ain't that silly! *runs outside to yards and yards full of crowing fans --um, crowing roosters, that is*

NOSEY: *slaps forehead* I gotta talk to Miss Mae. I have fans, zillions of fans and they definitely are not--

VOICE: Yoo hoo, you're in my way! 

NOSEY: *whirls around* Huh? Wait-- Ugh! *splatters against wall as girl bumps into him*

GIRL: Honestly, Nosey, do you have to hog the whole danged hallway?

(Danged cold, danged this, danged that, uh huh)
*Name and Character Copyright by Miss Mae

NOSEY: *stares* What? Who are you?

GIRL: *reveals shoulder patch* I.B. Danged at your service, Mr. Nosey, but you are in my way! Can't you hear all that crowing?

NOSEY: *scowls* Of course I hear my fans --er, um, those-- *waves hands* whatever! But you, what are you doing here at Headquarters, dressed like you're going to the north pole!

DANGED: Well, for your information, where I live it happens to be danged cold!

NOSEY: And where do you live, hmm?

DANGED: In the placed called Real Life.

NOSEY: *steps back in surprise* Oh. Huh. Yeah, that's--

DANGED: Move it! *pushes Nosey aside and hollers out* Hey, Silly! I'm coming! You know I handle crowd control! *speeds down hallway*

NOSEY: *groans* Oh, Miss Mae. What are you doing, huh? I just can't --*noise of revving motor interrupts* 

NOSEY: Aaaiii! *slams himself against wall*

(Va room, va rooooommm)

*Name and Character Copyright by Miss Mae

GIRL CALLS OUT: One side, Nosey. I.B. Sidekick is on the way!

NOSEY: Now wait just one Nosey minute--

SIDEKICK: No time, Nosey. I'm here to help I.B. Silly and I.B. Danged. I'm their chaffeur and chaperone. I won't let them go anywhere without me. So, byeee! *waves hand as car whizzes by*

NOSEY: *screams as he races down hallway* Miss Mae! Miss Mae! Show yourself! *halts abruptly as really loud, as in loud LOUD, noise echoes down hallway*

  

(roar roar boom boom)

*Name and Character copyright by Miss Mae*

RIDER: Whoa, Nosey! Didn't see ya, dude. *brings cycle to standstill, idles motor*

NOSEY: *breathes, breathes again* And do I wanna know who you are?

RIDER: *grins* Name's I.B. FisherMan, one of your new crew members.

NOSEY: *gulps* Fisher? Shouldn't you have a rod and reel, or something like that?

FISHERMAN: *laughs* If I were a FisherBoy, sure! But I'm a man, and how do ya like my new ride?

NOSEY: *runs finger around collar* Er, well, I mean-- *points in opposite direction* They all went thataway!

FISHERMAN: *laughs again and revs motor* Nah, they're cool. Actually, I'm headed there! *points toward open window*

NOSEY: *gasps* Whoa, what a great mountain that is! It's big, green, gorgeous and-- *stares hard* what is all that, that-- *gestures in confusion* stuff?

FISHERMAN: Fire and a cloud. Pretty cool, huh? *scratches chin in thought* But gotta ask-- Miss Mae is writing roosters and a mountain on fire in the same post? *shrugs* Oh, well, she's the author, I guess.

NOSEY: *nods nervously* Yeah, yeah, she's imaginative, that's what I've heard.

FISHERMAN: Well, great to meet ya, Nosey, but I got an appointment with Someone atop that mountain and can't be late, so--  *throws a wink at Nosey* See you at the blowing of the shofar! *rides straight through window and disappears in the midst of the billowing fiery cloud*

NOSEY: *slinks to floor, shakes head* Oh. Oh. Miss Mae, what kinda members you bringing in?  

(bow wow howl now)

*Name and Character Copyright by Miss Mae

STRANGER: Well, you feeling nosey yet, Nosey, about all this commotion?

NOSEY: Huh? *staggers to feet* And who might you be?

STRANGER: Why, I.B. Paw. Can't you tell? *whistles and four dogs run up*

DOG #1: *barks* (translated to, "Hi! I'm as pretty as a pearl")

DOG #2: *barks* (translated to, "Ha! I'm prettier than you! I'm as pretty as a ruby")

DOG #3: *barks* (translated to, "Who cares? Flowers are prettiest. Like me, as a daisy")

DOG #4: *barks* (translated to, "Shut up, girls, or I'll call the copper on ya")

NOSEY: *steps carefully* A new member of my crew, are you? 

PAW: Why, shucks, yeah. Hey! Hey! *shouts at dogs* Shut up now! C'mon, let's go. Y'all know we gotta help Silly, don't ya?

NOSEY: WHY??? Why you all meeting her?

PAW: *looks stunned* Why? Don't ya know, Nosey? We all gotta help her be even more silly. *whistles and doggies follow behind*

NOSEY: *mumbles beneath breath* All of them are my new crew members? 

VOICE FROM BEHIND: I'm coming! I'm coming!

(I'm coming round to be on ground)

*Name and Character copyright by Miss Mae* 

NOSEY: Aaargh! *leaps aside* What are you doing, gal???

GAL: *puffs hard* Hey, I've got a date with a Fall. Oh, I.B.Budzen, by the way. *comes charging up hallway*

  

NOSEY: I.B. Budzen, huh? And what is a Budzen?

BUDZEN: You gotta ask Miss Mae that. All I know is, there's a spot out in that yard reserved for me. Yep, a hard fall is coming and I can't miss it.

NOSEY: *shakes head in disbelief* You gonna do that? Hasn't your mama told you to miss this so-called date?

BUDZEN: Of course Mama told me that there'd be days like this, but... *rushes through back door* Whoever listens to their mama?

NOSEY: I can't take any more! *screams and runs down length of opposite hallway* Miss Mae! This is what you write for my crew members? Gimme a break!

*Door on side opens and man jumps out*

('Nuff Sounded)

*Name and Character Copyright by Miss Mae*

MAN: Hey, watch where you going, Nosey!

NOSEY: *screeches to halt* And who are you? And, wow, what is all that???

MAN: I.B. ItalianHands. Yeah, see my hands are fantastic. I can play drums with 'em, fix a flat tire, strum a guitar, throw pizza in the air! See? *gestures wildly to imitate flipping a pizza* You might just need me on your crew, Nosey.

NOSEY: Can you bake good Gum Drop Island chocolate?

ItalianHands: *makes face* Why would I wanna-- *gasps in terror* Oh, no! Look! Look!

NOSEY: *twirls around* Where? What? Show me, fella. Where?

ItalianHands: Up there! In the sky! It's an eagle! An eagle with eagle eyes! No, no, no! I'm outta here, dude! *runs like a speeding bullet towards nearest exit*

NOSEY: *wipes face with handkerchief* Miss Mae, are you coming out of hiding or what?

(Old Timers Remember Old Times)

Name and Character Copyright by Miss Mae

BRAND NEW VOICE: (yes, dear readers. One more!) She's around here somewhere, Nosey. Muttering something to herself.

NOSEY: *rolls eyes* How many new crew members am I getting?

NEW VOICE: How should I know? Think I'm writing this stuff? Nope, but I've been hearing ya blast your tone all the way through this Headquarters. You spit out words like a billy goat chewing on tin cans.

NOSEY: Huh? *places hand on hip* And just what is your name, old man?

NEW VOICE: That's right. I.B. OldTimer. That's me. I mean, I'm old but can't believe Miss Mae wrote me as being so old I ride a horse. I've never ridden a horse -- at least, don't think so. Wrote a bicycle once. Stupid thing. You work your legs off to carry your blankety-blank-blank around.

NOSEY: Whoa, fella. This is a G-rated blog, ya know.

OldTimer: Why'd ya think I said what I said? Sheesh. *looks around* On a horse, and all I ever had was old cars. They had plenty of horses under the hood, though. *chuckles* I burned a lot of corbon off with my cars. Loved to listen to car races. Yeah,  

I'd--

NOSEY: *interrupts* That's enough! Miss Mae, c'mon now! Enough crew members!

FEMALE VOICE: There's always room for one more, Nosey.

(Mmmm, smooch smooch smooch)

*Name and Character Copyright of Miss Mae*

NOSEY: Hey, what's you doing with that rolling pin, lady?

LADY: I've been cooking. I love to cook and bake for all my babies and my grandbabies. Can't you tell?

OldTimer: There you are, buddy! I.B. Precious, where have you been? Went scooting off again without your dad-blamed pocketbook!

Precious: So that's where it is! You have it! *Eyes widen* Oh, listen! All that crowing and voices! It's our baby and grandbabies. Let's go! *hops atop horse and both gallop off into the -- well, where the commotion is taking place*

NOSEY: Miss Mae! What have you done adding all these members???

DOOR OPENS: Yes, Nosey? Oops!

MISS MAE: Oh, sorry, dear readers. It appears Nosey has fainted flat on the floor. Don't think I'm able to surprise him any more today. I just hope you enjoyed meeting the brand new I.B. Nosey Crew. Feel free to leave a comment, so Nosey can read it when he awakens. Until next time, remember: "Aren't you Feeling Nosey?"

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IWSG for February 2020 - Art, Anyone?

Checkout IWSG Blog Here!

Purpose: To share and encourage. Writers can express doubts and concerns without fear of appearing foolish or weak. Those who have been through the fire can offer assistance and guidance. It’s a safe haven for insecure writers of all kinds!

 February 5 question - Has a single photo or work of art ever inspired a story? What was it and did you finish it?

NOSEY: *puff, puff, puff* Greetings, cypernuts! *bursts into room and pants* This is - I.B. Nosey, your - *swallows* your official unofficial reporter! *slumps against wall* Whew! Being a Pukelitzer award winning journalist-celebrity keeps a guy athletic, uh huh. Fans are after me, Alex. Whoa, I barely got here in time to answer this month's question.

*Turns around to stare up at cinema-sized blog* Oh, yeah, there it is! A photo, huh? Hm, it maybe wasn't a work of art, but it sure inspired Miss Mae. Yep. Click link. See, in 1989 when Hurricane Hugo whacked the funny bones of folks in South Carolina, Miss Mae watched what was going on at her residence in Savannah. So she saw photos, news clips, bunches and bunches and bunches of stuff. Yeah!

*Shudders* That event left an impression, all right. Inspired her to write a mystery set in her own made-up island in South Carolina during a cat 4 hurricane. 

More information here

And the fantastic audio -complete with scary a-and real-like if you're there in the middle of it all...*gives wary glance around* produced by Roger Rittner -well, um- you guys can get a free listen to the first two chapters at SoundCloud. Ya know, it starts off with thunder and lightning and creepy music and--

*Loud bang sounds on door* Open up, Nosey, we know you're in there!

NOSEY: *shrieks* My fans! They won't leave me alone! I gotta - I gotta - *flees as door breaks down*

CROWD SHOUTS: Catch him if you can!

WOMAN: Yeah, he's my idol!

NOSEY: Aaiii, get away from me, lady! Alex, help! Save me 'cause love hurts!

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IWSG for January 2020 - Inspiration

IWSG BLOG HERE

Purpose: To share and encourage. Writers can express doubts and concerns without fear of appearing foolish or weak. Those who have been through the fire can offer assistance and guidance. It’s a safe haven for insecure writers of all kinds!

January 8 question - What started you on your writing journey? Was it a particular book, movie, story, or series? Was it a teacher/coach/spouse/friend/parent? Did you just "know" suddenly you wanted to write?

NOSEY: Greetings, cybernuts! This is I.B.Nosey, the official unofficial reporter! It's a new month and a new Insecure Writer question - and I have absolutely no idea what Miss Mae - she's my author, ya know, heh heh - and as I was about to say... *hesitates* Er, um, hmm... *brightens* Oh yeah! I wonder what her answer might be?

*And just like that, dear reader, Nosey's cell buzzed. Now, don't you wonder who it might be calling?*

NOSEY: Greetings, caller! This is I.B. Nosey, your official--

MISS MAE: Oh, Nosey, it's me. Hello.

NOSEY: Miss Mae? Yeah? Funny, I was just talking about you.

MISS MAE: Of course you were, Nosey. I have a million things to do so let me answer this month's IWSG's question and--

NOSEY: Hey, that's cool 'cause, like, I was just in the middle of hosting that because Feeling Nosey? is my blog and--

MISS MAE: Yes, we all know! Now, hush for a minute, will ya?

NOSEY: But--

MISS MAE: Let me answer the question, Nosey. To all of the ISWG folks out there, let me say that I grew up on the Nancy Drew mysteries so if a certain series, etc., inspired me to try my hand at writing, blame it on Nancy.

NOSEY: Did you saw Nancy Drew? But what did she draw?

MISS MAE: Uh, come again?

NOSEY: If Nancy drew - what? Miss Mae? Miss Mae! Hello - you there?

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Calling ISWG for November 2019

ISWG Blog

Purpose: To share and encourage. Writers can express doubts and concerns without fear of appearing foolish or weak. Those who have been through the fire can offer assistance and guidance. It’s a safe haven for insecure writers of all kinds!

November 6 question - What's the strangest thing you've ever googled in researching a story?

NOSEY: Greetings, cybernuts! This is I.B. Nosey, your official unofficial reporter! This month for all you insecure writers participating in the blog hop is the question of...er, oops, got a text alert here and it says... *looks at phone* Wow. It's from my author, Miss Mae, and she writes: 'Nosey, apologies to Alex but due to hectic doctors' appointments for the beloved Mr. Mae, I am unable to schedule a time to be your voice for this posting.'

NOSEY: *scratches head* Uh, so guess that means I gotta say 'hope to see ya next month, Alex!'  *whispers* But can the literary world survive without me for one whole month?

  (Miss Mae is temporarily out of the office. Expected return December 2019.)

Feeling Nosey About Feeling Insecure? You're at the Right Place - ISWG October 2019

Meanwhile, over at the ISWG link...  

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Purpose: To share and encourage. Writers can express doubts and concerns without fear of appearing foolish or weak. Those who have been through the fire can offer assistance and guidance. It’s a safe haven for insecure writers of all kinds!

October 2 question - It's been said that the benefits of becoming a writer who does not read is that all your ideas are new and original. Everything you do is an extension of yourself, instead of a mixture of you and another author. On the other hand, how can you expect other people to want your writing, if you don't enjoy reading? What are your thoughts?

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NOSEY: Greetings, cybernuts! This is I.B. Nosey, your official unofficial reporter! It's my job, as the Pukelitzer Award winning journalist, to tell the news. And the news is that a whole month's gone by from our last Insecure Writers question groupey thing. Huh. Insecure writers only have one question each month. *scratches head* Hey, you! *points to insecure writer* Is that right?

INSECURE WRITER GUEST: We have questions. Lots of questions. Ya think we have only one? What are ya? Brain dead? Let me tell ya, we have lots of questions. Lots!

NOSEY: Er, uh. Sure. Sure. So... You think you can answer the Oct. 2nd question?

INSECURE WRITER GUEST: I could. If I wanted to. *sticks out tongue*

NOSEY: *back away* Allll right. Let me ask the next guest. What about you? *points*

WRITER GUEST 2: Me? *blushes* Gosh. Uh huh. I write. Yep. See my wittle sign? I wrote it. With me wittle finger. 

NOSEY: Let's see what it says. *squints* 'Pre-owned--' *jumps away* Hey, fella! Don't ya know that anything pre-owned is always free?

WRITER GUEST 2: But for just a dollah you can have your wery own twried and twrue Hollah Pop.

NOSEY: *turns away* Nuthin' doin'. Hm. *looks around* Who can be my next guest and answer Alex's question. Listen, you guys! *shouts into audience* Mr. Ninja Captain is waiting. He's got other blogs to travel to, you know. So, who can -- ?

WRITER GUEST 3: *waves hand* Oh, pick me! Pick me!

NOSEY: *frowns* So you're Smokey's replacement? Weird, 'cause unlike what your sign says I gotta tell ya, fella... *chuckles* you don't look anything like Brad Pitt.

WRITER GUEST 3: That's supposed to be Fad Britt. Licky wrote my sign with his fat wittle finger.

NOSEY: *rolls eyes* So, what's your answer?

FAD BRITT: Um, what was the question again?

NOSEY: *groans* Sheesh. It's 'Can you expect other people to want your writing if you don't enjoy reading?'

FAD BRITT: *brightens* Oh. That question. Well, sure, I enjoy reading. I want people to read my sign. Can you read my sign? It's a nice little sign. Isn't it nice? All the words have letters in 'em. 

NOSEY: That's not--

GUEST 1: *yells* Will you people shut up and let me concentrate? I'm trying to write up here!

FAD BRITT: *yells back* What d'ya think you're gonna write? In case you haven't noticed, your muse bulb is broken! 

LICKY: Uh huh. Bad bwroken bulbs are boo-boo's. Wanna a licky and feel better? *offers one*

BROKEN BULB GUEST: Don't talk to me about my bulb, Mr. Diddly Go-Wrong! Yeah, that's your real name. Wanna know how I know? *screams louder* 'Cause my bulb burns brighter than yours!

FAD BRITT (A.K.A. DIDDLY GO-WRONG) *gasps* Burns? You've got a fire up there? Quick! Quick! Grab a hose, grab a - grab a - Oh! Oh! Where's Smokey? Smokey, I need water, tears of a clown, anything wet! *runs in agitated circles*

LICKY: And for just a dollah--

NOSEY: .............

THEN:

*Snatches cell phone and punches in numbers with no fat wittle fingers, but with a couple of speedy thumbs*

NOSEY: *shouts into receiver* Miss Mae, what's going on with these insecure writers? Everything's out of control! You gotta--

MM: Hm. Yes, I see it on my screen. Don't worry, Nosey. Here's my response to Ninja Captain's question: 

In my humble opinion, writers must read. Not necessarily only books, but newspapers, scientific and medical journals - articles that are informative and contain facts that aid us in our own works. But also, for our own pleasure, we must read. Who doesn't enjoy Garfield, Dagwood, or The Lord of the Rings? Reading is a gift. We should treat it as such.

There, Nosey. Problem solved. *hangs up*

NOSEY: B - but -- What'd ya do? What'd ya do? *slowly glances around* Holy Salesman Look-a-like. Guess you just gotta mention an author's name and the whole room clears out.

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September 2019 and It's Time to Feel Insecure!

C'mon. If you're Feeling Nosey, you're Feeling Insecure too, right? Hey, you are Not. Alone. Whoa.

Purpose: To share and encourage. Writers can express doubts and concerns without fear of appearing foolish or weak. Those who have been through the fire can offer assistance and guidance. It's a safe haven for insecure writers of all kinds.

September 4 question - If you could pick one place in the world to sit and write your next story, where would it be and why?

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NOSEY: Greetings, cybernuts! This is I.B. Nosey, your official unofficial reporter! I'll be your host today for the IWSG question and post, 'cause, like, ya know - this is my site and I'm the host anyway. Heh heh. So, for today's answer...hm, how about you? *points to guest* Where do you sit and write?

THORNY: Wherever I want, dude. Doubt me? *gives wicked grin*

NOSEY: *edges away* Eh, no, fella. I believe ya. Yeah, well, okay. Next writer, step up, please.

ANT COP: I can write in your egg salad, in your left over sardine sandwich, or even in your sweaty toe jam.

NOSEY: Cool! And what is it that you write?

ANT COP: My platoon spells these out: G.M.O.

NOSEY: *frowns* Er...okay. Yeah, let's see - that means Gee Me - no, wait. Uh, how's about Gim Me Oreos?

ANT COP: Get More Onions!

NOSEY: For real? *shakes head* I dunno. This is Insecure Writers Support, not a restaurant, pal. I kinda don't think that's what Alex is looking for. *bends down to whisper* He's the captain of a ninja, ya know. 

ANT COP: *strokes chin in thought* Ah. The Ninja Captain. I know where he eats lunch.

NOSEY: Uhhh.... *scoots away* Maybe I have time to ask one more insecure writer guest. Hey! You! *points again - yes, again, dear readers* What's your space to write in?

MAESTRO B FLATT SHARP: Mr. Nose, a gifted one such as I does not write. No, no, no. I hum. Yes, I hum - and I might a-one an' a-two - and I might...

NOSEY: *scowls* Okay. Okay. I get it. *scratches head in confusion* Anyone else got something to say?

HORSE: Whee neigh, whee neigh, Mistar Norsey. Hare ye be. *hooves over item*

NOSEY: A gift horse? Hey, that's real nice - *jumps away* Keep your apples, fella!

HORSE: Whee neigh, snort. Hit's ah fertoon kookie.

NOSEY: A -? Oh! A fortune cookie? Wow, that's a swell gift. Yeah! *breaks open and pulls out slip of paper to read:* From Miss Mae: Sorry, Alex. I don't have just one place to sit and write, as I grab the moment wherever I am when that moment to write grabs me.

NOSEY: *looks up* Hey, Alex. Did you understand any of that stuff she just said? *glances around* 'Cause, like, you know, from the look of things I kinda get the feeling she's busy at the Funny Farm this week.  

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August 2019 IWSG

First Wednesday of the Month - Is It IWSG Time?

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Purpose: To share and encourage. Writers can express doubts and concerns without fear of appearing foolish or weak. Those who have been through the fire can offer assistance and guidance. It's a safe haven for insecure writers of all kinds.

IWSG Question: August 7 question - Has your writing ever taken you by surprise? For example, a positive and belated response to a submission you'd forgotten about or an ending you never saw coming?

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NOSEY: Greetings, cybernuts! This is I.B.Nosey, your official unofficial reporter! And today is officially unofficially Insecure - uh, wait. It's probably officially IWSG day because...*checks calendar*...yeah, it's the first Wednesday of the month. *scratches head in confusion - mutters*...Does that matter?

NOSEY FANS: Whee, it's I.B. Nosey! Gladys...*pokes friend with elbow*...do you think he's insecure?

GLADYS: I dunno, Mabel. With a nose like that, how can he be secure?

*Both women hoot with shrieks of laughter* (yes, shriek and hoot. You read right, dear readers)

NOSEY: Wait a minute! What kind of fans are ya gals? I've got a job to do and you - hey, what're ya drinking there?

MABEL: Apple juice. *hiccups* With a dose of Gum Drop Island Choco-Hoffee. *bats lashes* You believe us, don't ya?

NOSEY: *frowns* Never knew Choco-Hoffee to give anyone a fit of the giggles.

GLADYS: Well, Miss Mae is giving away free drinks today to, uh  - um, er - entice folks to stop by and listen to your... *waves airy hand*...whatever it is you're doing.

NOSEY: I'm doing a Feeling Insecure blog. *slaps forehead* Sheesh, can't anyone read these days?

MABEL: Well, then, get on with it. What are you feeling insecure about, Nosey?

NOSEY: Me? I'm not insecure. *whispers* Uh - is that what Miss Mae told ya?

GLADYS: *clears throat* We'll tell you what she did say. She said for us to give you this note...*passes slip of paper*

NOSEY: For real? Hm. Let's see...*reads aloud* To answer this month's question as to if your writing has ever taken you by surprise - I must answer, yes. Before I became published I attended an online course for aspiring authors. One lesson was to write a little something using the five senses. I wrote a scene, and others on the course stated it hyped their curiosity and they wanted to read more. Imagine my surprise! Because I had no 'more', but...that inspired me to produce, and a couple of months later, lo and behold, my first book "See No Evil, My Pretty Lady" became a reality.

MABEL: Gosh, that's interesting. Don't ya think so, Gladys?

GLADYS: *stares at Nosey* I dunno. I'm kinda thinking this reporter is getting real interesting. Mmm. He's even cute - in an uncute sort of way.

NOSEY: *gasps* No! No, back off, gal - I, um - I'm spoken for. Spoken real loud for.

GLADYS: *stumbles to feet* Oh, c'mon. A guy like you? You're just the host of this crazy Feeling Nosey? blog. *snorts with laughter* Aw, everybody knows that blog hosts are lonely and--

NOSEY: *snaps fingers* Blog host, eh? Hey, have I got a fella in mind for you! Yeah, his name is Alex and he's got a blog. *nods head like crazy* Uh huh. Uh huh. Alex has this blog, Insecure Writers, see. Just click the little link and - zap! You're right there with him! 

GLADYS LOOKS AT MABEL: Whadda ya think?

MABEL: *shrugs* Why not? I think that's all this Nosey's got to say, anyway.

NOSEY: It sure is, Mabel, except for what I gotta say to Alex - *yells* - Alex, they're all yours!!

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